This fishnet ‘mini skirt’ is the latest product that has us equally confused and impressed

If only we were brave enough to wear this.

On first glance, you might think this is just a bikini and heels, right? But, if you look real close... I mean... real close, you'll see that there is actually a skirt there - what a surprise. Yes, this piece of fishnet is the latest product we've come across in the festival meets swimwear range of clothing that leaves us baffled and impressed all at the same time. The product which is reduced from €45.60 (a LOL for this piece of literal string) is now a sweet €22.80 (still overpriced) and quelle suprise again, still in stock. Hmmm. This daring garment follows on from another find which we stumbled across yesterday. Denim Speedos. Fashion label Shinesty has these beauties on sale, and they're certainly a sight. They've coined them the 'jeado' and they're just plain weird. The description reads:

"It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it."

Sorry, like, what? Anyways, you can catch a glimpse of the €35 "jeados" over here.