NO NO NO NO NO.
That’s basically how we feel about this one.
This, according to YouTuber angryrhyno, is a large funnel web spider. We know that at least two of those words are accurate. The poster says he had to put it up as he’d had “so many likes on Facebook!”. He calls the spider “my shed guardian”.
Thankfully, this guy lives in in Jersey. Which is a good enough reason never to go there.