OK, ew.
Listen, we were never a fan of Speedos. They just give us creepy vibes.
But denim Speedos? These are on another level.
Fashion label Shinesty has these beauties on sale, and they’re certainly a sight. They’ve coined them the ‘jeado’ and they’re just plain weird.
The description reads: “It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you’re really risky you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it.”
It adds at the end: “These should be paired with caterpillar-style moustaches for optimal results.”
Yes, that’s really the description.
They come in at $39.99 (€35) which is pricey enough for what it is.
Will we buy them? Not a hope. Are they interesting to look at? Probably.
Either way, we’ll be looking out for them when we arrive in Spain this summer. You can check them out here.
