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16th Apr 2019

Camel-toe knickers exist but honestly like, why would anyone wear them?

Jade Hayden

Why?

Just why?

Look lads, there’s nothing wrong with an innocent bit of camel-toe.

It’s grand, it’s not a big deal, it’s not hurting anybody except maybe the person who is experiencing the camel-toe and even then, they’re the one who has it so they’re probably grand.

Still though, despite all this, having a camel-toe is probably not something that the general population is all that interested in having.

It’d make sense then that not a lot of people would be interested in wearing a pair of knickers that have a built in camel-toe.

Yeah, that would be weird and unnecessary.

Turns out though that that doesn’t matter because some people are selling them on eBay anyway.

This is them:

Yeah.

We know.

Bizarre.

Just, why?

Why would you need these?

What exactly would you be doing in your life that would require you to slip into a pair of the above to carry out the task easier?

Who are they for? Who has created them? Why are they here?

What have they done to us?