Ah, lads.
There are plenty of things that people tend to kiss.
Babies, their pets, other people… sometimes.
Similarly, there are also plenty of things that people tend to do to toilet bowls.
We feel like we don’t actually have to list those.
In general, the above two things don’t tend to mix because, well, how would you actually manage to get your head down a toilet bowl to kiss it and also because that’s disgusting and horrible.
Even so, it appears to have occurred and the internet cannot figure out why.
https://twitter.com/ClawedHumor/status/950924542679179265
Yep, there it is.
A kiss in a toilet bowl.
Strangely beautiful, no?
Most people don’t tend to agree, however instead of being totally grossed out the majority are simply curious as to why this has actually happened.
They took to Twitter to share their theories.
“Girl blotted her lipstick by kissing a square of toilet paper and threw it in the toilet instead of trash and it got stuck to the bowl and lipstick mark stayed after flushing,” said one person.
“Girl got extremely drunk at a party and she was throwing up in the toilet and she was throwing up so much that her head was in the toilet and she kissed the inside,” suggested another.
One person simply said: “Me after eight sangrias.”
Fair.
Whatever the truth, it’s probably fair to go ahead and say that whatever happened here, nobody came out of that situation well.
