I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST, TURNS OUT I’M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT not going to this gig because it sold out so fast.
Great.
Lizzo is playing a gig in Dublin later this year.
It’s in the Olympia Theatre, so naturally it’s going to be small and intimate and probably fucking incredible, tbh.
However, with small venues come a serious lack of tickets and seeing as everyone and their ma was looking for a way to attend this event, it was always fairly likely that it was going to sell out fast.
But it actually sold out at lightning speed and we, like everybody else in the country, are fairly devastated.
https://twitter.com/greeneggs_/status/1149605879240523776
where were YOU during the great Lizzo Depression on 12/07/19
— kelly 🧩 (@slimethot) July 12, 2019
There's only one person who can fix this train wreck #lizzo #ticketmaster pic.twitter.com/f8Q56dbbO5
— Ed (@thisisedward) July 12, 2019
Lizzo tickets 0.1seconds after 10am pic.twitter.com/p9UvAO2we5
— Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) July 12, 2019
Lizzo tickets coming online for sale like https://t.co/0453MzVuCm
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) July 12, 2019
Same, yeah.
Absolute same.
Word on the street (Twitter) is that tickets for the gig are currently being sold at over three times the price – for upper circle seats nonetheless.
So if you want to pay an extortionate price to see the top of the ‘Truth Hurts’ singer’s head, work away.
For the rest of us though, we will simply have to blast Lizzo bangers on repeat from the comfort of our own homes.
Sobbing violently.
