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07th Jul 2016

10 situations we’ve drastically improved with Conor McGregor’s naked body

It’s hard to remember what life was like before we saw Conor McGregor’s perky little bottom.

He posed in the nip for ESPN the other day and I initially got quite a fright when his butt greeted me all over the internet. Now that I’ve had time to digest it, I’m absolutely fine with Conor’s naked body.

There’s very few situations that it’s appropriate to be completely in the nip. Even in the shower we should all really be wearing a togs to protect our modesty.

Here’s 10 situations that are vastly improved by the presence of Conor McGregor’s stunning form.

The time Lindsay Lohan got arrested was troubling for us all




Perhaps Conor’s fine form could’ve inspired Nadine to come clean about her date of birth sooner




Conor would’ve 100% saved blanket if he fell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Sipa Press/REX (396910e) Michael Jackson dangles his son Prince Michael II over a balcony of the Adlon Hotel MICHAEL JACKSON IN BERLIN, GERMANY - 19 NOV 2002

The Independent


John Travota wouldn’t have made a balls of saying Idina Menzel if Conor’s arse was beside him for support







Well now the steamed up windows make more sense




This looks a lot like William stole Conor’s bird and he’s willing to fight him behind the chipper to win her back



Westboro Baptist Church’s protests make even less sense when you add a naked Conor McGregor


Daily Press


The unveiling of the iPhone 6 could’ve been a lot more interesting

CUPERTINO, CA - SEPTEMBER 09: Apple CEO Tim Cook shows off the new iPhone 6 and the Apple Watch during an Apple special event at the Flint Center for the Performing Arts on September 9, 2014 in Cupertino, California. Apple is expected to unveil the new iPhone 6 and wearble tech. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)



It’s no wonder this selfie has nearly 100 million billion squillion retweets




Original image via ESPN