Clickbait, am I right?
Having previously guessed your name based on your job, I am back at it again with the blue vans to blow your minds.
It’s been scientifically proven that there is a direct correlation between your name and Leaving Certificate results. Having received a degree from the British University of Linked Linguistics (BULL), I can now put my brains to good use and determine what your name is based on your LC points.
Simply round your points to the nearest hundred (be honest) and you’ll find your name listed below.
*Disclaimer: This is (clearly) a load of codswallop and does not accurately reflect your life choices*
600 points
Lisa Isanerd
John Studiedloads
Eimear Didherselfproud
Brian Mammysbeaming
Emma Puttingitonthecv
Graham Willbragforyears
500 points
Sinéad Ragingshedidntget600
Conor Putinthework
Niamh Shouldbeokwiththecao
Luke Sacrificedhisgirlfriend
Gemma Teacherspet
Chris Hasthesmarts
400 points
Rebecca Didherbest
Alex Haswhatheneeds
Ciara Isreallyhappy
Simon Gotgrinds
Louise Lesstressmoresuccess
Séamus Thrilledhedidntfail
300 points
Alice Gladshepassed
Colm Doesntcare
Niall Isnthappy
Gina Willrepeat
Fergal Didhisbest
Sarah Canfallbackonherlooks
200 points
Liam Questionsdidntsuityou
Amy Didntstudy
Fiona Onlyhavingalaugh
James Gotconfusedisall
Nicole Shouldvegotgrinds
Gary Didbetterthanexpected
100 points
Nuala Forgottoturnup
Peter Fellasleep
Freda Hatesschool
Trevor Proudofhimselfregardless
Sadbh Keptupwiththekardashians
Rob Canrepeattheleavingnotthesesh