Not jealous at all.
Look, everybody loves a penguin or two.
They’re sweet, they’re very nice looking, and we don’t begrudge them anything at all even when they have better and more loving relationships than we do because whatever, even animals deserve to be happy, it’s grand, don’t care.
Except we do care.
We care very much because while we’re over here barely able to get a text back, a few penguins are over there holding hands on a beach and being adorable and probably going to spend the rest of their lives together.
Grand.
These are the penguins in question.
https://twitter.com/TristxXxn/status/1014263403127304192
Look at them there.
So happy. So pure. Never spent a wasted minute on Tinder in their whole lives.
Look at them holding hands or wings or whatever it is that penguins have for arms.
Too much.
The video has since by shared around Twitter by many, many people who are lamenting the fact that two penguins are more in love than they would ever be.
This comes after a penguin chased a butterfly in a zoo and sent everybody into a frenzy in a similar manner.
Except, in this case, they weren’t jealous of the penguin.
They were just happy for him.
Grand.
