Lol same bro, just dropped a cool two mil into the bank there.
What were you doing when you were 19?
Were you struggling to afford a mere trip on the Dart because you’d spent your last fiver on a naggin?
Or maybe you were eating plain rice for five days straight because you couldn’t afford to do a big shop?
Those were the days.
Chances are, you definitely weren’t buying your first house because sorry, that would be literally impossible.
Apparently though, it wasn’t for a couple of people named Jacob and Ana who decided to go off and brag about their new purchase on Twitter.
… Alongside the caption: “Bought our first house at age 19… what y’all buying” nonetheless.
Bought our first house at age 19…What Y’all buying pic.twitter.com/NI6gRePtdQ
— obers (@JacobObers) December 18, 2018
Well for some.
Unsurprisingly, people weren’t all that impressed with the tweet though. Can’t imagine why.
They decided to respond with some of the things they had also, ahem, bought. This items included their own planet and reality itself.
BoUgHt My OwN PlAnEt aT AgE 17, WhAt Y’aLl DoInG pic.twitter.com/2JGmRblbcl
— kailyn grant (@rylee2101) December 20, 2018
I PURCHASED REALITY. pic.twitter.com/rpemYhYmRR
— NeutroFlux (@PlasmaMagnet) December 21, 2018
What y’all buying?? haha, well, certainly not this story
— John Wachter (@Vlawde) December 20, 2018
Did you actually buy this house? pic.twitter.com/ANoScNQbHS
— I Will Possess Your Shart (@LMHuskovich) December 20, 2018
As it turns out though, none of this matters because they didn’t even buy the house in the first place and were literally lying about the whole thing?
Ana and Jacob came clean once they realised that people weren’t at all impressed, but mortified for them.
1. this is a joke so he isn’t coming clean 2. no one bought a house so y’all aren’t roasting us lol 3. jacob and i could care less about twitter “fame” and 4. twitter is for the laughs so let’s keep it that way plz n thx ?? https://t.co/DAg2lFREKs
— Ana (@anabradleyy) December 20, 2018
Double crying laughing face, indeed.