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Published 07:51 5 Oct 2018 BST

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This blokes is 34, he lives in London and works as a Revenue Control Team Leader - whatever that is. And a far as illustrations that Tinder - and indeed life - are not fair go, he's a pretty good example.
While for most of topless pics are a one-way trip to left-swipe hotel, David, manages to be one of the hottest prospects in the entirety of the UK virtue of having a jawline chiselled from marble. What's more he even has the audacity to admit that his bio simply reads "Midlands boy, living in the big smoke" and his killer opener on the dating app is "how are you?".
So, while most people have to invest time in developing an interest in music, or art, or politics, or whatever else to make ourselves in someway interesting to members of the opposite or same sex - this guy's out there getting lucky off C&Ped "how are you?"s and, presumably, wink-face emojis. I guess we just have to play the cards we're dealt. You'd wonder how the conversation keeps on going...
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