Someone Invented Wine In a Can “For Men” Meaning The End Of Humanity

Calling all super macho manly-men. Do you like cans? Yeah? You must be really manly and you're going to LOVE this wine-in-a-can with dangerous looking dogs on the front. If you've always felt your masculinity was being crippled by drinking wine from a glass, then you can breathe a sigh of relief thanks to "Mancan", a US company that aims to get rid of the "hassle" involved in the feminine act of pouring.

Wine. In a can. For men. With some of the worst product blurb you will ever read, signalling the end of humanity. pic.twitter.com/buq8ykSpda

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) November 22, 2015

Mancan comes in red, white and sparkling and has the super-cool slogan "Shut up and drink." Diageo are gonna love that - healthy approach to alcohol folks! The website states that the product was "thought up by a guy who lives in an old firehouse, walks to work with his dog, has two bikes and a trike, and wanted to move beyond stemware." "At Mancan we believe wine is for drinking, not pouring, and our 'notes' are more rock than classical. "Crush one at the game, throw one in your back pocket on a camping trip, or pop one open at your favourite dive bar. Just do us a favour and don't talk about the 'aroma'." Our advice? Relax.

"Feminists are so sensitive!" he said, sipping from his MANCAN, while doing up his Manbun, eating his Man Chips from his Man Bag. — end comment sections (@tauriqmoosa) November 23, 2015