Burglar breaks into sex shop, heads straight for the porn

An amorous criminal only had eyes for an inflatable doll after breaking into a sex shop in Manchester.

The sticky fingered thief caused thousands of pounds worth of damage, by breaking in through the roof of 'The Adult Shop' on Bolton road. He didn't seem too concerned with merchandise or cash though, instead popping a pornographic DVD on repeat and heading straight for the inflatable doll section. As sex dolls go, he has expensive taste, opting for the £300 Heidi Lauritsen life size inflatable doll. Owner of the shop Alan Brooks says it was probably an embarrassed customer. He told the Manchester Evening News “I don’t see a need to break in. We are cheap enough. Don’t be shy. Give us a try!” Police are investigating, and for the time being, the lusty bandit remains at large.