Have you ever gone to the bathroom and thought, ‘this experience could only be made better by one thing – Donald Trump’s tweets’?
No? Us neither, but that doesn’t mean that the prospect of loo roll with Trump’s tweets printed all over it hasn’t delighted us.
It is where they belong, after all.
Some of @realDonaldTrump's tweets are perfect for flushing down the toilet. Now you can do just that: https://t.co/7VKGPYjjDP🚽 pic.twitter.com/AhmG1N4ZTh
— Toilet Tweets (@ToiletTweeet) July 29, 2017
The toilet roll in question is made by a company called Toilet Tweets, who are now well-known in the Twittersphere for creating novelty toilet paper that everyone’s only gagging to use.
The Trump toilet paper is their first product, but seeing as it’s already flown off the shelves, we’re assuming it won’t be their last.
Retailing at just $9.99 per roll (yes), the toilet roll is described as being 2-ply, flushable, and having “the best words.”
People on Twitter are only delighted that they can now flush their favourite Trump tweets down the toilet.
Amazon sells toilet paper printed with Trump’s tweets.
He did say White House is a real dump. pic.twitter.com/h33b3htU4t
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) August 4, 2017
He's on a roll! https://t.co/FKPNEaHAt8
— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) August 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/KenzaMoller/status/893550011367084032
Although Toilet Tweets’ Trump toilet paper is currently sold out, we’re expecting it to be back on sale soon.
With this kind of demand, it’d be mad not to.