Victoria Beckham’s signature Instagram pose is ridiculous and I can prove it

Vicky, Vicky, Vicky.

I had to unfollow her on Instagram recently because she was highlighting how poor and unfulfilled my lifestyle choices have made me. Also, her stupid poses were doing my nut in.

It’s amazing what you can do in culottes…those ballet classes are paying off! Thank u @edwardbarsamian and @voguemagazine! Kisses from LA x vb

A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) on Mar 31, 2016 at 1:26pm PDT

There’s a particular pose that Victoria uses far too regularly, seen above, which involves her sprawled out on a flat surface with one leg at a perfect right angle to the other. It’s utterly ridiculous and with the help of Photoshop, I am going to expose just how absurd it really is.

Here’s how I imagine Victoria Beckham posing in some of the world’s most famous images.

Look how ridiculous this pose is at the scene of the moon landing

Victoria’s pose is unsuitable in EVERY situation, especially this one

Was…. Was Victoria Beckham present at the time of The Creation of Adam?

Well this is simply no way to have lunch

FFS Victoria, NOT NOW. Can’t you just pose normally in any given situation?

Love truly conquers all <3

Even poor Matt Cardle’s X Factor winning performance would’ve been ruined by such STUPIDITY

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