The Met Gala took place last night. In other news that plane is still missing.
Some of the outfits were lovely and some of them were fairly vile.
In the interest of fairness and equality, I must disclose that I am currently wearing black jeans and a blue wooly jumper, teamed with a pair of navy shoes with little white stars on them. When I go outside later, I will put on a navy jacket, committing the ultimate crime of pairing black with navy. I am unapologetically a fashionista.
I haven’t a leg to stand on in terms of fashion sense, yet I will still go ahead and compare these luxurious outfits to various animals, film characters and household items. Enjoy!
Saoirse Ronan OR Hugh Glass from The Revenant?
Ivanka Trump OR this dramatic pool of blood?
Kim Kardashian OR this sheet of tin foil?
Jaden Smith OR a series of road markings?
Sarah Jessica Parker OR Beast from Beauty and the Beast?
Karlie Kloss OR this sheet of paper I folded up and cut some shapes into?
Solange or a cocktail umbrella?
Lupita Nyong’o OR a chess pawn?
Rita Ora or this pile of duck down?
Zendaya OR Coconut Head from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide