Ah, the single life. It can be tough at times, but flying solo also comes with some major benefits.
You’re totally free to do whatever you want, whenever you want, with whoever you please.
Here’s our take on expectation versus reality when it comes to returning to the single life.
1. The days after the break up
Expectation:
This is going to be a major low point in my life.
Reality:
Wait a minute, I can do whatever the hell I want! This might just be the greatest decision of my life.
2. Embracing your single life
Expectation:
I’m going to out every night to make the most of my newfound freedom.
Reality:
I’m actually pretty tired. And hungry. And tired again.
3. Sleeping solo in your bed
Expectation:
Lonely, lonely times.
Reality:
It’s easily the best thing that has ever happened to you and your bed. New sheets, new pillows, new duvet, new you.
4. Watching TV
Expectation:
Finally, I can finally watch Netflix at my own pace. It’s the opportunity I’ve been waiting for my whole life.
Reality:
You spend your early days of singledom binge watching every single episode of Sex and The City ever made, along with the first three series of Dawson’s Creek and the last two seasons of the Kardashians.
5. The food situation
Expectation:
Cooking for one will be so sad. So very sad indeed.
Reality:
You can eat anything your heart desires. At whatever time you like. Wearing whatever you like. This is amazing.
6. The bathroom situation
Expectation:
You’ve become so accustomed to this sight that it’s now what you expect to see in your bathroom. Along with a wet towel on the floor. And an errand sock.
Reality:
Welcome to a whole new world of bathroom hygiene.
Sprite, the truth is refreshing.
