Oh, limpics.
The Olympic Games are finally upon us and I cannot contain my excitement. Unfortunately, neither can the entirety of the internet.
Folks, we need to prepare ourselves for an influx of #FeelingInspired, #Wow and #TheyreAllOnDrugs. Social media is going to be quite a spectacle as people vocalise their hot takes. Our only form of defence is to quietly mock the sappiest posts and thank the Lord that we, ourselves are so incredibly #woke.
Here’s what you can expect to see on your timelines from tonight onwards.