The one that got away…
The Euros 2016 party has come to an end for Irish fans this afternoon as the boys in green lost 2 – 1 to the hosts.
Social media was alight with expert* commentary but very few actually expressed their true feelings after the game. not us, though.
Not us, though. We’re bitter, bitter souls. The sorest of losers.
Why pretend like we’re okay when we’re not? That we can handle it.
Speaking of handling things – THIERRY HENRY IS NOT FORGIVEN.
Here are six tweets sent out in the heat of defeat that convey just how the country is really feeling but are too nice afraid to say.
Babies will never sleep peacefully again…
Good luck getting asleep on trains NOW, French babies #COYBIG #IRLFRA
— Her.ie (@Herdotie) June 26, 2016
Stale croissants everywhere
Never eating a croissant again, tbh #IRLFRA #COYBIG
— Her.ie (@Herdotie) June 26, 2016
And as for pain au chocolat – GTF
Pain au chocolats can go to hell as well #IRLFRA #COYBIG
— Her.ie (@Herdotie) June 26, 2016
Meet you at the eatery for 7pm
Will 100% be referring to them as ‘eateries’ as opposed to ‘restaurants’ from now on #COYBIG #IRLFRA
— Her.ie (@Herdotie) June 26, 2016
High maintenance
Curse you Griezmann and your perfectly volumised hair #COYBIG #IRLFRA
— Her.ie (@Herdotie) June 26, 2016
Never liked it anyway…
Champagne can do one #COYBIG #IRLFRA
— Her.ie (@Herdotie) June 26, 2016