Treat yourself to this hysterical Postman Pat Twitter account before it’s removed from the internet

Oh, Twitter! Last week, we brought you the new Sylvanian Families Twitter account which has sadly since been suspended. It was truly fun while it lasted. Now, someone has started a Postman Pat tribute Twitter account, with a similarly sinister tone, and we are quite honestly howling reading some of the tweets.

What's the number for bupa? I want them to make my nose look less like a knob. pic.twitter.com/weA9ThJ4sA

— Postman Prat (@twat_mate) May 4, 2016

 

Over there Pat, that's where I dumped the body. pic.twitter.com/K8cO9un2cC

— Postman Prat (@twat_mate) May 3, 2016

At times, the captions tend to get a bit vulgar, but for some reason, these questionable scenarios combined with Pat's adorable little smiling head makes it even more hilarious.

Yes, anthrax within, that'll fuckin learn em. pic.twitter.com/SyBcPwosHy

— Postman Prat (@twat_mate) May 5, 2016

What is this shit? pic.twitter.com/JE41FiyBYl — Postman Prat (@twat_mate) May 5, 2016

My personal favourite trend is when there's a slight hint of inappropriacy between innocent little Pat and Jess' relationship.

No one's ever touched me there before. Don't stop. pic.twitter.com/Lptc3cIfnW

— Postman Prat (@twat_mate) May 4, 2016

It's very likely that Postman Prat will suffer the same fate as our dearly departed Sylvanian Families account, so check it out and treat yourself to laughing hysterically while you've still got a chance.