PSA to all millennials: You can now get an avocado pool float with a removable pit

Just what we needed.

We are the generation of avocados. We've been ripped to shreds for eating avocados. We've been told we won't be able to buy a house because we consume too many avocados. But we love avocados. And now we can float on one. Amazon is currently selling a pool float that's in the shape of an avocado and it even has a removable pit that you could use as a beach ball. To be fair, we're literally counting down the days until we can jet away on holiday and out of Ireland and its temperamental weather so buying something like this will definitely make us a little bit happier. The pool float is a little pricey coming in at around €52 but sure, we're spending all our money on avocados anyway so we might as well buy this instead of saving for a mortgage, right? You can check it out here. And while you're at it, if you want a pool float for the whole crew to chill on then you have to see this one. Thanks to FUNBOY, the pool float kings and queens, they've released a new edition for summer 2019 that's just ideal for days spent sipping cocktails and soaking up the rays. The pool float can be bought on FUNBOY here for €326. Expensive but divided by six people, it's more so a summer investment, right?