This new stress reliever has an incredibly unfortunate shape

Who would use this?

Apparently, men find it very relaxing to cup a certain part of their bodies. Something which doesn't exactly surprise me given the amount of guys I've seen with their hands down their pants in broad daylight. And now it appears someone is trying to reap the benefits of this relaxation. They have invented a new stress ball that gives everyone the experience of cupping an object which is like a pair of balls. They're from a Spanish company and the appearance of them is somewhat offputting, but apparently there's a sound scientific reason for the design... It comes from the Spanish expression “tocarse las pelotas” which literal translation is “play with your own balls”, and really means “to be a lazy” or ”take a rest”. "Its suspension rate generates an Euclidean curve [which] relaxes and provides those seconds of escape that we all need from time to time," say the inventors.