Everyone’s taking the piss out of Usher’s new hairdo and ah lads, the poor guy

He might wanna let that hair Burn away from his scalp, wha?

Just kidding. Usher's a handsome guy and he'd look handsome no matter what he did with his hair. He's just got the face for it, you know? However, that being said, if there was one hairdo we wouldn't have guessed that Usher would rock, it'd be the quiff. It's high, it's dramatic, it's so pumped with hairspray that you honestly wouldn't be able to touch it without suffering a severe sticky hand situation. Because of the hairspray. There's also the fact that the humble quiff is probably one of the least cool hairdos you could ever sport. And Usher is a cool guy. It simply does not make sense. Anyway, enough chat about hypothetical quiffs, let's take a look at the actual one that Usher has for some reason got atop of his head right now. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHNMGOjjZq/ And again. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHzZ4SD4YC/ And again. Still a ride like, in fairness to him. Nobody was disputing that fact either - it is true and we all know it - however fans were just slightly confused as to why the quiff scenario was happening and also curious as to how they could potentially stop it from getting any worse. "He looks like he owns seven gas stations," said one person. "He looks like the dude from Pitch Perfect," chimed in another. Somebody else went so far as to say that Usher was "going through something" and urged him to seek help. However, it turns out that Usher isn't "going through" anything. Rather, he was going to a Rat Pack Party which is why he was dressed the way he was with his hair the way it was. Calm down everyone. It's not forever.