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06th Jul 2016

This Cork girl’s diary entries from when she was 7 are just hilarious

She was a little star...

Rebecca Keane

Any remains of your childhood are always hilarious material to look back on.

Whether it be photos, diary entries or videos recorded on your mum or dad’s camcorder, it’s always astounding to reminisce about the little human you used to be.

When we were much younger we had no sense of right or wrong or burdens or responsibilities and when we caught hold of one though or another we found it hard to let go.

Life as a 7-year-old was a carefree, hilarious time for many of us and sometimes I wish I could go back in time for even five minutes.

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One little girl who kept a hilarious diary was Eimear Dinneen, who is now a 19-year-old student from Cork.

7-year-old Eimear kept a detailed journal of her everyday excursions and the recent unearthing of it will bring a serious smile to your face.

Eimear’s sister Nessa tweeted the pages of the diary which contain the ramblings of 7-year-old Eimear and the results are hilarious.

The first entry showcases the random thoughts of a highly intelligent child and the SASS of a fully-fledged diva.

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The text reads:

“Today is Thursday. We did P.E. It was really good. Nessa Just got really mad at me for no reason. Sometimes She’s a pain in the back.

“And you know what There is a song i Really want to sing here it is.

“#Its my Birthday and I can cry if I want to cry if I want to#.

“even tho it is not my birtday.

“anyway show over folks I’m not writing”

Other hilarious entries includes an exciting visit from her friends Eadaoin and Andrea before an annoying interruption from sister Nessa.

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The diary also held some of Eimear’s deepest, darkest secrets which shows the 7-year-old in a completely different light…

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“Here is a little secret I’m alergat (allergic) to a tube of soap its not much of a secret really”.

Truly enlightening.

Thanks to sisters Nessa and Eimear for sharing these entries with us, if you’ve any funny pictures or screenshots you’d like to share with us, get us on Twitter here, on Facebook here or you can drop a line to [email protected].