This Brexit 12 Point Plan is absolutely brilliant

Finally, a reasonable solution.

It is official, we've all gone Brexit mad, as the result fiasco unsurprisingly is the topic of conversation for a second day. The news that Britain has voted to leave the European Union is starting properly sink in. Politicians have popped up all over social media with ways to solve the outcome, however, it's this man's brainstorming that caught our attention. If you Brexit, fix it. With that in mind, here's a 12-point plan that promises to solve everything. Graham O'Malley posted an edited photo of the 32 counties and Scotland perfectly merged together. The post reads in full:

Right lads. I know emotions are running high and we're all a bit worried about what the future will hold for the Irish economy and such now that brexit actually happened. Luckily, I've been brainstorming and I think I've come up with a simple 12 point plan: 1) we save up all our pocket money and buy a giant scissors. Like one at least 2km long. 2) we take our scissors on the ferry over to Scotland as a gift for Nichola Sturgeon. 3) Nichola, on the sly, starts severing the English/Scottish border with the scissors 4) if the English notice and start kicking up a fuss we send in some craic squads of Irish football fans to distract them with cans and a sing-song 5) we attach the now free-floating Scotland to Paul O' Connell, who has been patiently floating off the west coast of Scotland 6) Paul tows Scotland over to the top of our Island and we swap it with the north (remember: we still have the scissors) 7) we glue Scotland to the top of Ireland while Paul tows the north up past buncrana towards sligo, where we use more glue to attach it there 8) we *maybe* repeat the whole process with Wales, still on the fence about this one, might have to take a vote 9) our newly formed country 'The Celtic Isles' remains in the EU 10) we win all the football forever and probably all the other sportsball too I guess 11) England has a big cry cos now it's basically that kid no one invites to the party cos he's kind of a dick 12) The Isle of Man is like 'guise whats going on lol' but no one answers because seriously, fuck the Isle of Man, state of it

  Graham concludes: "I don't think there are any objective flaws in this plan and I spent nearly three minutes coming up with it so it's probably rock solid". Yes, Graham, the most solid of rocks. The post was also accompanied by a "battle plan" engineered by Pete Williams. Introducing 'The Celtic Isles'... Bravo, lads. Bravo. While we're on the subject of Facebook images, this next post had us Brendan Howlin.