Wet November is significantly more fun.
A lot of people embark on their personal Everest during November, by giving up alcoholic beverages. It’s a valiant, selfless and admirable act, the likes of which we’re increasingly unlikely to see repeated in this day and age.
While we’re under no illusion that it’s a testing time for those opting to forego the booze, it’s always fun to watch their depleting sense of self worth as the month goes on, ultimately culminating in them drinking the heads of themselves roughly two weeks in.
Here’s 10 texts it’s perfectly acceptable to send during dry November.