Not sure if you’ve heard, but there’s a football tournament taking place at the moment.
A large portion of what’s happening tends to go over my head. But when an extremely Photoshoppable image is delivered like a gift from the Gods above, you can bet your butt I’m going to get involved.
Ronaldo made a show of himself by looking like a fraidy cat little wimp during the Portugal match at the weekend, so I’ve done a number on it.
Here’s 8 things that potentially could’ve frightened the life out of Ronaldo.
1. Noo-Noo from the Teletubbies creeping up on him unexpectedly
2. A smaller but equally as frightened version of himself
3. The increasingly worrisome unpredictability of the Irish housing market
4. Looking at his eyebrows in the magnified side of a cosmetic mirror
5. A poster (of himself) suddenly falling off the wall during the middle of the night
6. Putting on an old boot and feeling something moving around at the bottom
7. A pesky Dementor sucking away his beautiful face
8. The alarming price of Freddos
— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) June 18, 2016
Original image via Imgur.
