It is with a heavy heart that we must report the following deaths:
2015 is survived by his children 2014 and 2013. RIP.
Kitten Heels outlived any genuine expectations bestowed upon them. RIP.
“It died a long time ago” – Mam. RIP.
Many say scrunchies should never have been born in the first place. Harsh. RIP.
Short lived, but conceived with the greatest of ambitions, RIP.
Survived by his brothers ROFL and LMAO, LOL most certainly won’t be missed. RIP.
Gone but never 4 gotten. Always in our thoughts. RIP.
*sigh* it was fun while it lasted. RIP.