Lol.
There’s nothing wrong with a big ol’ sex toy.
They don’t cause harm, they don’t exist to cause offence and, in fact, they actually make a lot of people very, very happy.
Images of them are, however, usually reserved for the evening time when the kids are sound asleep and nobody’s eating their Cheerios before heading off to work.
The BBC don’t seem to care about this general rule of thumb though because this morning their breakfast show accidentally aired some footage of a dildo being waved around in a crowd while Stormzy sang a song.
Lovely.
All the footage of @Stormzy at Glastonbury @BBCBreakfast could choose and they went for the policeman waving the 12” dildo about ?? pic.twitter.com/OBCLNwGBHP
— Nick Austwick (@nickaustwick) December 15, 2017
The sex toy seemed to go unnoticed by Stormzy, and the BBC Breakfast presenters, who simply watched it and then continued on with their interview.
People on Twitter, however, were that bit sharper.
Strewth! @BBCBreakfast editorial standards are slipping. There’s a bloke holding a rubber cock. Put me right off my granola pic.twitter.com/tZ19lqNRyS
— Mike Cox (@Highfivemike) December 15, 2017
@bbcbreakfast you just showed a very large "appendage" being waved around by a guy on live tv during the Stormzy segment…
— Martin Steele (@nitrameleets) December 15, 2017
If it’s not C-Bombs on CBeebies it’s THIS at 9am! ? @BBCBreakfast #WhatsThatInHisHand? #BBC #MadeMyMorning pic.twitter.com/P7bJUgqnRc
— Casey Marosa (@CaseyLeighMusic) December 15, 2017
Think of the children ??
— Stephen Osakwe (@CallMeStepney) December 15, 2017
Think of the children indeed, Stephen.
Maybe it’s time to update those sex ed classes after all.
