6 things that will definitely, absolutely happen to you if you’re not GDPR compliant

Are you and your company GDPR compliant?

Yiz better be because the General Data Protection Regulation came into effect today. And with the amount of emails we've been getting about the thing over the past while, you'd think that not adhering to these new EU regulations would mean the end of the world as we know it. Turns out though, it would. https://twitter.com/JadeHayden/status/992488227855634432 GDPR is extremely important, guys, and not being GDPR compliant means thats lots and lots of super bad things are going to happen to you. This is them. 1. You will stand on one piece of Lego barefoot every day  Every day. For the rest of your life. That's how important GDPR is, guys. Ignore it and the GDPR police will break into your home and leave one Lego for you to step on every day. And you will. And it will be excruciating. 2. You'll run out of space on your iPhone and it'll keep asking you to delete apps  You won't be able to use your camera. Your WhatsApp messages will be inaccessible. There'll be nowhere for your fire selfies to be housed. A true tragedy. 3. The deli will always be out of spicy chicken when you go  Only plain chicken for you my friend. No spice until you are compliant. 4. Someone will keep ringing you and hanging up just to piss you off  They might even leave a voicemail or two too. But there won't be any sentences - just heavy breathing and the rattled whisper of a data protection officer sobbing quietly. 5. You will always have one broken acrylic nail  ... And the salon'll charge you loads to get it fixed. 6. Random children will play knick-knack on your front door forever And you'll answer every time. And there will never be anyone there. Never. Not until you comply.