This is the longest day ever and I am longing for the sweet release of home time.
Folks, the good times had to come to an end at some point. For many of us, today marks our first day back to work after the Christmas holidays. It’s a dark and repugnant day and we’ve all done extremely well to make it through.
The only thing likely to have helped most of us through this difficult day was texting our idiot friends that are also in such dire circumstances, and bonding through our misfortune.
Here’s 11 texts it was perfectly acceptable to send today.