Taken 3 hits our screens later this week and in a bid to celebrate Liam Neeson and his character Bryan Mills, the man everyone wished was their father (or Sugar Daddy) after watching the previous two instalments, we’ve put together a little list.
When we heard that the Taken franchise were filming another movie we thought they were taking the mick but as it turns out, we were wrong. What else could possibly be taken on poor Bryan?
Here are 9 possible scenarios Bryan Mills could find himself in…
Bryan Mills gets lost on family holiday and things take a turn for the worst.
“I will look for you, I will find you, and I will use my GPS system”.
Bryan Mills freaks out after rogue paparazzi takes a photograph of him exiting a tanning salon. He’s not angry that he’s been caught at the solarium, it is the fact the photograph didn’t get his permission before snapping.
“I Will look for you, I will find you and I will take a selfie of me killing you and upload it as my Snapchat story”.
Bryan Mills loses connection to the World Wide Web while on an unplanned business trip… What will he do?!
“I will look for you, I will find you and I will switch networks”.
Bryan Mills becomes a dance champion.
“I will look for you, I will find you and I will waltz with you”.
Bryan Mills is enjoying an outdoor concert with his family when he finds himself in the large queue at a nearby public toilet. Minutes later a male storms the area holding what appears to be a pistol in his trouser pocket, turns out it was just his male organ but it’s too late, he’s on Bryan’s hit list.
“I will look for you, I will find you and I will urinate before you”.
Bryan Mills goes to collect food from his favourite take away only to discover it is GONE! Liam won’t rest until he eats again and finds his order.
“I will look for you, I will find you and I will share my food with you”.
Bryan Mills goes on popular dating contest ‘Take Me Out’ to find love.
“I will look for you, I will find you and I will love you”.
Bryan Mills goes to extreme lengths during a game of hide and seek. His family won’t rest until they find him.
“They will look for him, they will find him and they will kill him with kindness”.
Bryan Mills leaves the life of fighting crime and officially retires.
“GOOD LUCK!”
