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29th Jun 2012

5 Celebs Who Should Not be Allowed to get Married Again

There's no denying it, celebs are a bit mental when it comes to marriage. Here are five celebrities that should just not be allowed to get married again. Ever.

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Celebs are a bit mental when it comes to marriage, aren’t they? They’re more than happy to dive into a ‘till-death-do-us-part’ commitment  and then ditch their new spouse via a quickie divorce if it doesn’t work out.

Recently, loved-up reality TV star Kim Kardashian hinted that she’d like to stick a veil on her new man, Kanye West, and waltz him down the aisle. Can we just mention here that Kim isn’t even divorced from her former husband yet?

In fact, here are five celebrities that we think should just not be allowed to get married again. Ever.

Priests/wedding officiators of the world, if any of these women approach you, say no and run away…

5. Angelina Jolie: When it comes to marriages, Angelina literally flies through them. In 1996 she wed her first husband, Jonny Lee Miller. The marriage lasted a grand total of one year before the couple separated. They divorced officially in 1999.

The next man Angelina raced to the altar with was Billy Bob Thornton. The couple got married after two months of dating in 2000. Jolie and Thornton split in 2002.

It wasn’t long before Angelina was back in the headlines in 2005 when she was accused of being the reason behind Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s divorce.

At present Angelina and Brad are engaged – we wonder how long this one will last for?

4. Drew Barrymore: First Drew married a bar owner in 1994, but filed for divorce less than two months later. She then married the comedian Tom Green in July 2001, but he filed for divorce in December of the same year.

Earlier this year, Drew announced her engagement to Will Kopelman, an art consultant. They got married on June 2nd. We’ll be holding our breath to see if Drew and Will make it past the six month mark…

3. Jennifer Lopez: Jenny from the block already has three failed marriages behind her (Ojani Noa, Chris Judd and most recent ex-hubby Marc Anthony) yet if the rumours are to be believed, J.Lo is currently considering putting a ring on her new toy boy, Casper Smart.

Yes, yes, we know what you’re thinking – has Jennifer Lopez ever actually been single? The answer to that question is no, no she hasn’t.

2. Kim Kardashian: First Kim was married to Damon Thomas, a record producer. Then she set a record by being married to Kris Humphries for a grand total of 72 days. Nice. Her divorce from Kris isn’t even final yet, but already, she’s hoping to become Mrs Kanye West.

1. Britney Spears: Britney married Jason Allen Alexander in Vegas in 2004. The marriage lasted for 55 hours before it was annulled because Britney “lacked understanding of her actions.” Britney then married Kevin Federline. The couple had two children together before divorcing two years later. Currently Britney is engaged to Jason Trawick, her former agent. 

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