Ahoy! There’s a Golden Girls cruise happening and we’re obviously going

Anchors aweigh, ladies. 

Hoist the sail and lube the steering cable because in about a year you're going to be embarking on the cruise of a lifetime. And this isn't any ordinary cruise filled with set menus, expensive drinks, and an abundance of elderly couples milling about the place and complaining about the service. It's a Golden Girls cruise - so it's clearly going to be the most exciting event you're ever going to experience during your whole entire life. Delicious. AV Club reports that the cruise will be kicking off from Miami and traveling to such Golden Girls related spots as Key West and Cozumel, Mexico. The cruise will cost about $1000 per person and will include dance parties like 'One Night in St. Olaf' and 'The Rusty Anchor Karaoke Party.' There’ll also be a bit of trivia during the day, with 'Sophia’s Craft Corner,' bingo, and a 'Caftan + Cheesecake' sail away bash. Iconic. The only issue (apart from taking off in literal Miami) is that the cruise isn't heading off until February 2020, which means that you'll have to wait a solid 12 months before you can get your Betty White on. Assuming that you're willing to travel Stateside for a Golden Girls cruise, that is. Who wouldn't be, in fairness. You can find out more about the cruise here.