So you’re pregnant and you want to document the experience, the love and the joy of going through the motions. Lovely. Everyone is happy for you and it’s a special time.
But that doesn’t mean you have to really go all out in your brief time as a pregnancy model!
Baby won’t thank you in future, but in the meantime you have provided the Internet with some solid gold.
Here, we salute these brave parents to be for some of the most creative/disturbing photoshoots we’ve ever seen….
1) Branching out…
Can’t really explain this one. Perhaps a certain affinity with nature?
2) Daddy love
We suppose this is kinda cute, excluding the slightly creepy forest and barbed wire fence.
3) Showing shapes
Nothing like showing off some skin though maybe this is overdoing it a bit.
4) Clowning around
Does anyone else think that this suggest some sort of kidnap?
5) Clinging on
Just. Don’t. Understand.
6) Animal lovers
We don’t even want to imagine how the baby was conceived.
7) Flower power?
Don’t worry, we don’t have an explanation either.
8) Bump to bump
Can you feel the love?
9) One with nature
No seriously.
10) The superhero family
Images via Awkward Family Photos and World Wide Web
We have no more words.