So Here’s What Happens In Hozier’s House When He’s Home in Ireland…

Hmmm. That's a bit of a random conversation.  Irish star Hozier left fans scratching their heads this afternoon as he took to Twitter to reveal details of the conversation that was going on his house in Ireland at the time. The chart-topping Wicklow man is currently back in the Emerald Isle for a bit, and baffled fans by tweeting about some pretty morbid topics and we’re not really sure what was going on at all, at all.

It's good to be back in Ireland, rain and everything. https://t.co/UeYbumHOnM

— Hozier (@Hozier) August 5, 2015

"That'd be worse than the time you got me a grave for Christmas." "You're underselling it completely, I got you TWO graves." Mom and Dad <3 — Hozier (@Hozier) August 6, 2015

To clarify! I didn't gift the graves, obviously. That's a terrible gift to give a parent.

— Hozier (@Hozier) August 6, 2015

Don't worry, it wasn't a gift for me either. As I've stated in many interviews, I wish to donate my body to a large-scale puppet theatre. — Hozier (@Hozier) August 6, 2015

Business idea for the theatrically and inanimately inclined. Hand body over to puppet theatre. You write the play, ancestors watch forever.

— Hozier (@Hozier) August 6, 2015

Damn that should have said descendants, and I should be asleep. — Hozier (@Hozier) August 7, 2015

Fair to say we’d LOVE to be a fly on the wall in his kitchen at home!