What a woman.
21-year-old Lauren was in a moped accident about a year ago.
She lost control of the bike, slammed into a median in the road, and hit a sign. Her arm was severed at the scene.
Speaking to
Buzzfeed News, she said that asked a police officer if she was going to die. He told her that she was going to be fine.
And, thankfully, she was.
https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/892532028133920768
One year later and Lauren has decided to set up a Tinder profile. In it, she, of course, included pictures of herself, and the best bio that we've ever seen.
It reads:
"Hands down the best catch on Tinder
Face 10/10
Body 9/10
Personality 20/10
Arms 1/2"
She also has "arms dealer" as her work place. Iconic.
https://twitter.com/MEMESG0D/status/895024298083049473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjuliareinstein%2Fhands-down-the-best-catch-on-tinder
It wasn't long before Lauren's profile was screenshotted and shared all around Twitter and Reddit.
Naturally, people thought it was the best thing they'd ever seen.
https://twitter.com/JobieWanKenobii/status/895336145411751936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjuliareinstein%2Fhands-down-the-best-catch-on-tinder
https://twitter.com/jerrrbearrrrr/status/895667465035927553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjuliareinstein%2Fhands-down-the-best-catch-on-tinder
The 21-year-old told BuzzFeed that she didn't mind that people found the bio funny because she had written it herself.
She also regularly posts on Twitter about her lost arm, making jokes, posting photos of herself, and addressing the fact that she is lucky to be alive.
https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/895133374028763136
https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/894754904471814145
https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/893678409942941696
https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/851999718020268042
Feature image via Twitter.