The Best Offer Ever? GroupOn Malaysia Offers 58% Off Unicorn-Back Riding

Stop everything! We need to book some flights to Malaysia and get ourselves to Dublin airport STAT because apparently they have real-life unicorns down there. Well, if this GroupOn offer is anything to go by...

Yes, believe it or not, you can actually avail of some discounted unicorn rides down if you travel to that part of the world. This GroupOn advertisement may be old but for some reason it resurfaced online today and there are a lot of people out there literally squeeing over the fact that yes, there is a place in the world that offers unicorn rides.

We love the fact that this unicorn's horn is clearly painted in

“Unlike bigfoot, Santa Claus and the perfect men, unicorns really exist. Today’s Groupon offers full proof with a one-day unicorn-back riding from The Horse Whispers, at Ulu Yam,” the advertisement reads.

The advert then goes on to tell interested consumers that they can choose from a “one-day unicorn-back riding without magic pumpkin” package and a “one-day unicorn-back riding with magic pumpkin package.” We know which one we’d choose!

This is what your experience will look like if pass on the magic pumpkin package

You also get to attend various briefings conducted by “fairy god mother guides” who will teach you all about “unicorn temperaments” and the history of the unicorn in “psychedelic dreams.”

The best thing about the unicorns at The Horse Whispers? They’ve all been specially imported from the USA and American unicorns apparently welcome mortal riders, unlike their European counterparts who tend to shy away from human contact.

For some reason, the following YouTube clip was then added to the GroupOn offer:

The advertisement ends with the following disclaimer: “In the event of bad weather, unicorns will be replaced with party hat-wearing horses. Management reserves the rights to replace unicorns with uniforms, unicycles or universities.”

We’re not going to lie, we’re pretty much kicking ourselves over the fact that we missed out on this amazing offer. If only we visited GroupOn Malaysia more often!