Disaster.

It looks like the latest tan from affordable brand, St Moriz is going down like a lead balloon as people take to social media to give it a really, really honest review. The €12 tan which is available to buy in Penneys among other retailers appears to be doing everything it shouldn't from turning people green, to not developing to then developing and looking like "literal sh*t", as described by one customer. And Friday, Irish MUA, Karla K tried the tan too, explaining via her Instagram story that she was left looking green and blotchy. Sharing the tanning results on Instagram, Karla shared pictures of her legs and her chest and the results are not what she expected (nor anyone who applies tan EVER). And Karla isn't the only feeling disappointed by this new tanning product, a quick scroll on Twitter shows most people feel the exact same way and some reviews are quite hilarious tbf.

people that use st moriz tan are braver than the marines

— steph (@stephthorpx) April 26, 2018

st moriz ‘darker than dark’ tan is fucking disgraceful, dries in about 0.3 seconds and well i now look like shrek

— A (@AnaHay5) May 2, 2018

Tried that St Moriz darker than dark tan tonight and left it on 1 hour for a light tan as it says on the bottle. Washed it off and I’m almost the same colour as before I put it on so I’m really disappointed about that ?

— Hannah-Leigh ? (@Haannyy_xxx) May 5, 2018

The tan on my face is bad but not nearly as bad darker than dark st moriz

— Rachel (@Rachelr8819) May 6, 2018

The pics of the st Moriz ultra dark tan are horrendous never been so scared to use a tan

— rhiannan✨ (@rhiannanox) May 2, 2018

Literally suggest nobody to buy the st moriz ultra dark, worst tan going??

— Liv (@livvvleigh) April 28, 2018

i just bought the dark st moriz developing tan for tomorrow BUT ITS THE COLOUR OF LITERAL SHIT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

— court (@courtneylouix) May 4, 2018

One to avoid on our next Penneys shop we think. Have you tried the tan? If so, do let us know your thoughts.