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29th Oct 2015

People Are Going Nuts For This Tote Bag

The designer should be sacked

Cassie Delaney

A year ago we alerted you to this bags existence. Well now, luckily, it’s finally available to own. For realz.

Creator, Canadian Daniel Bitton has started a crowd funding campaign to mass produce the eh, accessory. His indiegogo campaign has a goal of $33,000 to cover the costs of production.

Bitton writes “The funding goal of $33,000 will cover the cost of producing the mold for the skin textured part of the bag, which is the biggest pre-production expense.  The money also covers various smaller research costs including testing out different materials, different methods for attaching the skin part to the backpack part, producing various prototypes, quality tests, trying out different production facilities in different locations to see who can make the best product, etc”.

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The bag initially went viral last year when a picture of Bitton and the bag hanging out (no pun intended) went super viral, prompting responses from Tommy Lee and Ludacris.

Bitton says “Since then, thousands of requests to acquire this life changing product have poured in.  As a result, out of a sense of profound humanitarianism, I and several friends have had to interrupt our lives in order to fully dedicate our lives to the production of lifelike, hideous, giant scrotum backpacks”.

For a berry reasonable $69 funders can own their very own tote. We reckon punters will be coming for miles to access this one.

The bottom line is he’s got balls and now you can too.