If male celebs were critiqued the way female celebs are

Being famous must be exceptionally hard.

It's bound to be difficult to juggle your love life, work, health and wealth under the scrutiny of the paparazzi. I don't know how celebrities do it at all. When women are in the spotlight, however, there seems to be an ugly trend of certain newspapers and websites criticising female stars appearances to the death. If it's not their horrible clothes, it's their haunting aging skin and faces, or somehow MUTANT looking female bodies with fluctuating weight condemned as the worst sin. *gasps* It's exhausting to read all this negative drivel with the same critical viewpoint on women from so many media influencers, so I decided to cast the same criticising eye on male celebs through the form of headlines. Enjoy. Piers Morgan... Possibly PREGNANT?  A rather flustered Piers Morgan arrived at work last week with a visible bulge in his stomach area. Husband to famous British journalist, novelist and critic, Celia Walden, Morgan appeared to be struggling to close his jacket button around his waist - a potential sign of an early pregnancy. The last Morgan child was born in 2011 so it's probably due time that the 51-year-old man gives birth again. Kanye West makes a BUSTY display at a football game. Kanye West was setting temperatures SOARING in his low cut shirt with some serious cleavage. The raunchy American 38-year-old was spotted with a mystery brunette, but in such an eye-popping skimpy outfit I'm sure all eyes were on him. Kim Kardashian's husband seemed carefree as he sizzled in his plunging shirt, giving onlookers a generous eyeful of what his mama gave him. Ryan Gosling proves his pert posterior at premiére. Eva Mendes' partner Ryan Gosling was flaunting his envious curves at a movie premiére recently. In a pair of tight silky trousers, Gosling's famous derriére made a risqué appearance to the delight of fans and paparazzi. Considering the 35-year-old and Eva Mendes just had a child, it's surprising he would make a racy outfit choice but we love him all the more for it. Rob Delaney makes one unforgettable CHESTY appearance at the opening of a musical. While attending the opening of Les Miserables, Rob Delaney made an x-rated appearance with his eye-popping cleavage. Wearing his PLUNGING white shirt loosely unbuttoned, the married 39-year-old American seemed chilled out as he flaunted his best assets with pride for the whole world to see. Russell Brand must be feeling pretty nippy...! British funnyman Russell Brand made the embarrassing faux pas of going braless and wearing a tight grey t-shirt to a demonstration in London recently. The 40-year-old clearly forgot the deodorant as a huge wet patch under his armpits emerged, absolutely SCARLET for him. Not only that but the comedian suffered a mortifying hint of his right nipple in public, leaving fans and spectators aghast and uncomfortable where to look. It is said the woman in the photo was close to seeing the full unexposed nipple and is since traumatised. Our thoughts are with her. Ryan Reynolds shows off his ASS..ets. Blake Lively's husband Ryan Reynolds steamed up the MTV Movie Awards recently, showing off the real reason he's nicknamed 'The Ass' in some Hollywood circles. 39-year-old Mr. Lively wore a pair of jeans which only accentuated the curvy actor's posterior, giving a hint of bulge in just the right place. Legs eleven! David Beckham makes a leggy display at a field. Victoria Beckham's husband David made a seriously leggy appearance at a field recently. The 41-year-old British man wore impossibly short cutoffs, displaying inches and inches of golden bronzed leg which had onlookers seriously gawping. Nicknamed 'Golden Balls' by his designer wife Victoria, from these pictures, David looks all grown up. 21 Nip Street! Channing Tatum suffers woeful nip slip.

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Jenna Dewan Tatum's husband Channing Tatum suffered a mortifying nip slip recently while presenting a show. The 36-year-old American was presenting onstage when the awkward wardrobe malfunction occurred, leaving him redfaced. It's said the show's producers and director had to make a formal apology to the audience and viewers and the rumour mill is gone into overdrive saying the production company is to be sued. While these wardrobe mistakes have gotten these celeb babes serious attention throughout the years, rather us than them.