1. Phone size in the ’00s: I want a phone so tiny I could swallow it and not even choke.Photo: Village Roadshow ProductionsPhone size today: GIVE ME A SCREEN AS BIG AS MY HEAD!Photo: live.drjays.com / JOE 2. Ringtones in the ’00s: The first thing you’d do when you got a new phone was go through every single ringtone multiple times until you settled on the perfect one.Photo: YouTube / JOERingtones today: The default ringtone will be your ringtone for the rest of its days (but it’ll always be set to vibrate anyway).Photo: cydiaposts.com / JOE3. Mobile games in the ’00s: Snake was the only mobile game that mattered. It was also the only game.Photo:flashmonkey.co.ukMobile games today: They have made a whole fucking movie about a mobile game where you throw birds at pigs.Photo: Rovio Animation / JOE 4. Smashing your phone in the ’00s: Throw it off a skyscraper, put it in a blender, feed it to a tiger, and run it over with a truck – still works.Photo: faxo.com / thereifixedit.comSmashing your phone today: Drop it from a foot high – fucked.Photo: etradesupply.com5. Phone battery in the ’00s: 12 hours without charging…Photo: pricepony.com.phPhone battery today: 12 minutes without charging…Photo: igeeksblog.com 6. Taking selfies in the ’00s: It’s all about that mirror flash.Photo: Twitter: @TheMikeDaSilvaTaking selfies now: LOOK AT ME I’M A FUCKING DOG!Photo: Twitter: @shauna_w_7. Going on the internet in the ’00s: *Accidentally clicks on WAP* Oh fuck no!Photo: YouTube / JOEGoing on the internet now: *Accidentally likes Instagram photo from 70 weeks ago* Oh fuck no!Photo: Twitter: @0fficialDonald 8. Texting in the ’00s: “Hi wuu2? Bored of homework lol.”Photo: digitaldeconstruction.com / JOETexting today: What the fuck are you texting me for? Get WhatsApp like a normal person.Photo: Instagram9. Music on your phone in the ’00s: Creating your own bangers in mono using nothing but your keyboard.Photo: irkitated.comMusic on your phone today: You have to have at least three different apps to be able to listen to all your favourite artists.Photo: Tidal 10. Getting around using your phone in the ’00s: “Mum, hi, it’s me… I’m really lost…”Photo: pandasecurity.com / JOEGetting around using your phone today: *Gets an Uber to the corner shop*Photo: Twitter: @WhatsTrending11. When someone rang you in the ’00s: *Answers phone*Photo: cancer.gov / JOEWhen someone rings you today: *Smashes phone with a brick, throws it into sea*Photo: Tumblr