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18th February 2015
07:44pm GMT

1. “I’d kill for a breakfast roll”.
One day without meat begins…
2. “Where do the ashes come from?”
The same place they do every year…
3. “That was a grand quick mass”.
The relief of a quick mass never gets old.
4. “Yours is wearing off.”
Ash envy.
5. “That doesn’t even look like a cross”.
Ash comparisons.
6. “What are you giving up for Lent?”
The idle lent season chitchat begins.
7. “Is it bad luck to wash your ashes off?”
Well, is it?!
8. “Can we drink today?”
The true blues getting their priorities right.
9. “What will you have for dinner?”
The first thing out of the mouth of the majority of good honest Catholics when they realise it is Ash Wednesday.
10. “How long ‘til Paddy’s Day?”
The unofficial day to ‘break’ lent.
11. “It is only one day”.
The positive people
12. “I’ll have a cod and chips”.
Extra batter.
All together now...
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