Michael D. Higgins has delivered his annual St. Patrick’s Day address.
It was a very moving affair, for a number of reasons. The bold decision to place the President in front of a bookshelf has allowed itself to divilment.
Hence, you won’t believe what books were behind* our Prez during his address.
1. Katie Price – You Only Live Once
To be fair, an absolutely stellar piece of literature.
2. Olly Murs – Happy Days
A blatant rip of the television programme, we’d expect nothing less from that trilby-wearing freak.
3. Presidenting For Dummies
Michael, you absolute divil.
4. Justin Bieber – First Step 2 Forever: My Story
A fine book and an even finer use of the number 2 in place of the word ‘to’.
5. 50 Shades Of Grey
Michael you absolute divil. “Just minding it for Sabina”, are you?
6. Kerry Katona – Still Standing
Still writing too, thankfully.
7. Bun Go Barr
Quality book. Even our President likes to brush up on his Gaeilge.
Main image via Áras An Uachtaráin’s YouTube.
*the aforementioned image may have been doctored slightly
