This May Be The Single Greatest Response To The Question ‘Are You Single?’ We’ve Ever Heard

And it comes courtesy of Amy Schumer. The woman, the comedian, the all-round hero. Our love for Amy Schumer already knows no bounds from her witty one-liners to general awesomeness... what’s not to love, in fairness?! Amy pictured at the awards on Friday. Now though, the lady herself has us literally singing ‘we are not worthy’ this week thanks to her fantastic response to that annoying question: “Are you single?” (often used with the word 'still'). Speaking about her relationship status at the BAFTA Britannia Awards on Friday, according to Us Weekly Amy replied – deadpan – “My vagina remains vacant.” We can just picture the reactions from our elderly relatives if we came out with this. Tee hee hee.