School is a very hard time for kids of all backgrounds, but this specialised school for wealthy children set up by Kim Kardashian’s close friend Jonathan Cheban is actually INSANE.
The PR guru and frequent player on Keeping Up With The Kardashians spoke to New You about his new venture, and it sounds frankly excessive. The school will be located in Manhattan’s Trump Tower, and he will act as the Dean of ‘Pop Culture’.
“I am developing the entire pop culture program for this school here in the Trump Tower. Wealthy kids from all over the world will learn things about private aviation, social media, quality of diamonds, types of caviar, mixed in with economics and other fundamental undergrad and grad classes.”
So while us plebs sat at the desk learning the Pythagorean theorem, these filthy rich teens will be examining precious gemstones and deciding which private jet is right for them. This seems unfair.
Cheban added:”This is the social stuff you need to know to survive in a city like this with a lot of money. If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats. I’ll basically be the Dean of Pop Culture at the school.”
Kourtney slapping some sense into Jonathan via Tumblr
Listen, who needs Maths or basic literacy skills when you can examine the types of leathers to make the private jet Daddy bought you just perfect?
