Woman ‘just going to wear jeans and a nice top’ to work Christmas party

This is a breaking news story.

Earlier today, it was announced that local woman, Aoife Reilly, has finally reached a decision as to what she will be wearing to her upcoming work Christmas party. She released a much anticipated statement via a press conference this morning at 9am local time. The information given was as follows:

I, Aoife Reilly have decided that I am going to just wear jeans and a nice top to the work Christmas party next week. At the end of the day, I haven't time to be running around the shops as I've a busy week ahead and there's just no sense in going spending a pile of money on a dress that'll only do me once. We all know that Sinéad in accounts will be snapping photos every ten minutes, then tagging us all on Facebook, so any hopes I have of wearing the outfit again over Christmas will be shattered. I can't even remember what I wore last year, so that's why I'm not making a big fuss this time. It's going to be casual enough anyway, Amy said she's probably going to go with jeans and a top as well. Obviously, Linda's going to go all out but that's just typical of her. No, I've made my decision now and that's it. Just need to get creepy Simon a Kris Kindle now and that's me sorted.

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[Artist's interpretation of the outfit Aoife is expected to wear][/caption]This news follows Aoife's previous announcement that town is 'just too busy over Christmas', which has led to her decision of trying to do the bulk of her shopping online this year. She also informed the masses that her diet 'starts in January' as she's a wedding coming up in March. We here at Her.ie applaud Aoife's brave decision regarding her office Christmas party attire and wish her the best of luck with her potentially costly resolution.