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24th Nov 2015

Remember that Syndicate That Won The Lotto? Well One Winner Mortified Herself On Telly

sickened.

Cassie Delaney

We were sickened last week when a work syndicate picked up the €3.8 million  lotto jackpot.

The crew of ten work on cheese strings production in the Charleville factory. They collect their cheque yesterday and stood outside Lotto HQ for the obligatory we-got-rich-quick champagne celebration.

Ragin’.

Much to our delight however, it eased the pain slightly to watch one of the winners absolutely snot herself with champers. Shaking it like a mad yolk, the champagne explodes and she almost drowns. Obviously we’d never wish any harm on the woman, but the momentary embarrassment as she collected her thousands of euro, eased our bitterness slightly.

Very very slightly.