The man with the world’s largest penis attracted suspicion in San Francisco International Airport when security spotted his extra luggage.
Jonah Falcon, aged forty one, was subjected to a thorough search of his package as Transport Security Administration made sure the New Yorker wasn’t carrying explosives.
Falcon had a hard (see what we did there?) time when his penis posed a biological threat to security.
Falcon told The Huffington Post of his ordeal.
“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.
“One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘It’s my d***.
“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands.
“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing,” he said.
The man holds the Guiness World Record for having the world’s largest asset and measures a massive 13.5 inches when erect.
Security at the airport has yet to comment on the blunder but we at Her.ie think they were really taking the mickey!
Jonah Falcon has the world’s largest penis