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13th Jul 2012

Does Your Man Wear Skinny Jeans? Eh…You Might Want to Read This…

Ladies, there's an epidemic out there - across the globe, skinny jeans are playing havoc with men' bits...


Is your boyfriend a fan of skinny jeans? If so, you might want to raid his wardrobe and get rid of them stat! Why? Well, they could be playing havoc with his…eh…dangly bits if you catch our drift…

The Irish Independent reports that the number of men suffering from painful ball-related conditions is on the rise because of the current trend they’re all rocking – the male skinny jean.

Would you believe that medical experts across the globe have actually reported a major increase in the number injuries being caused by the jeans.

Care to hear a few? Twisted testicles, bladder weakness and urinary tract infections. Lovely. We should also mention that male skinnies can also cause a low sperm count and fungal infections.

“I have seen several cases of men who have twisted their testicles due to wearing jeans that are far too tight,” said Dr Hilary Jones, speaking yesterday.

Dr Jones is currently working with TENA on a project to highlight the dangers of going for tight trousers and jeans.

“Men who wear tight or ill-fitting trousers, or underwear which is restrictive around the groin area could be damaging their health,” she said.

“Please don’t put style before health,” she added.

Do you hear that men? We know you secretly harbour a desire to look as amazing as us, but it isn’t worth putting your crown jewels at risk. We do want to get a few babies out of you one day like.